I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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