I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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