Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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