when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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