I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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