Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
