There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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