She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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