I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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