How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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