After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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