I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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