she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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