Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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