Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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