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what?
penguin condom
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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