And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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