If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
my nose is crying tears of wow.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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