i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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