you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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