the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
its not stalking. its research.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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