You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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