Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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