Dual....:-)
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Randomize
