If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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