You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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