i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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