when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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