Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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