So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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