My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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