hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
the condom got lost in my hair
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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