On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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