plz talk dirty to me
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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