Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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