Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
why is half of my head shaved?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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