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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick

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• (406): View more from Montana

  just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  She swung at the pinata with crutches

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• (407): View more from Florida

  If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?

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  You might end up in the wrong class.

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.

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