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(713): View more from Texas

we have officially lost it.

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(940): View more from Texas

just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it

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(917): View more from New York City

I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.

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(214): View more from Texas

I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?

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