we have officially lost it.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Well I just put wine in my tea
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?