we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like