listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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