Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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