Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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