I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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