So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Randomize
