Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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