READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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