how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
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she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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