How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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