If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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