We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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