whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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