So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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