From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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