people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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