Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Randomize
