btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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