oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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