Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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