he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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