Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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