You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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